substitute | April 2004

1st: 01:10
blessed are the poor in spirit
- 1 comment

16:32
Worst. Internet. Date. Ever.
- 3 comments

17:15
Courtesy xtreme_pr0k we have the Jerkinator
- 1 comment
2nd: 12:43
friendly_bandit is going to be outraged!
- 12 comments

12:53
"courtesy" wearescott
- 7 comments

22:45
Quotes
- 5 comments

23:57
trinx was that you?
- 1 comment
4th: 01:50
But what about the fact that it tastes awful?
- 7 comments

03:07
No pictures of magic underpants, sadly.

03:35
latest Jesus is With You art
- 3 comments

13:49
No punchline required.
- 8 comments
5th: 17:32
Guh.
- 2 comments
6th: 18:49
It's Old Home Week, or something
- 2 comments
7th: 01:21
because you can't AND YOU WON'T AND YOU DON'T STOP
- 1 comment

15:38
Picnic on concrete
- 2 comments

16:23
stimps sure knows how to knit a cat toy
- 3 comments

17:24
Crafts on the patio again
- 3 comments

17:26
The knitted snake toy is a huge hit chez substitute
- 3 comments

17:58
Hey Kenn! Here's your next dom gig!
- 8 comments

23:28
(alone in a crowd)
- 9 comments
8th: 00:08
The keyword list for the subservient chicken site
- 4 comments

13:54
She finds our lack of faith.. disturbing.
- 4 comments

15:04
Happy Ishtar
- 1 comment

16:19
Oneskin. Twoskin. Threeskin..
- 6 comments
9th: 00:07
your slice of life

22:35
Quote of the day
- 1 comment
10th: 00:00
Why monster.com is pathetic these days
- 3 comments

02:05
iago giacomo jacques james diego tiago
- 2 comments

14:23
For drgoggles and other screwbeans

15:11
Fundamental? Evangelical? Presidential?
- 3 comments

23:39
(no subject)
- 6 comments
11th: 15:51
Credit is bad for geeks.
- 9 comments

23:42
Also, your favorite band sucks.
- 2 comments
12th: 14:46
We've changed some of our menus, so please listen carefully
- 6 comments

16:45
Four more missions and I get my Spock ears
- 4 comments

23:27
bizarre lunch triangle (slight return)
- 1 comment

23:58
Be an InterNarc!
- 2 comments
13th: 00:23
Or you could have Joel Grey come to your company and scare the shit out of everyone
- 9 comments
14th: 12:45
Homard a l'armoricaine
- 5 comments
15th: 00:25
Fashion notes from all over.

12:13
Vanity Press Comedy Goldmine
- 2 comments

12:46
Do not mess with the Madison, WI police

13:54
LJ community of the day
- 8 comments

22:33
Her name is Rio and she shouldn't wear that thing
- 1 comment
16th: 00:09
Politically, philosophically, and aerodynamically incorrect
- 1 comment

13:03
ARR, ME CELLPHONE
- 5 comments

21:10
The exact right type of person always seems to buy the Goofy hat with the ears
- 11 comments
17th: 12:44
geekage
- 3 comments

18:48
Bad Ways to Die: from the ProMED list
- 6 comments

23:05
email subject truncation funnies

23:34
Saw this on News of the Weird the other day
18th: 00:37
Local Character Itemizes Stuff, Things, Other Things
- 6 comments

02:02
Poll (trinnit knows the answer!)
- 2 comments

02:57
Absolutely God-damned right

18:00
Let me hack the end off this eel for you, here
- 2 comments

20:00
Best menu item ever

22:28
Courtesy eyeteeth: LEGENDS OF PIGEON RACING

23:39
last chance to stalk trinnit
- 1 comment
19th: 10:49
Extra ticket for Trekkies 2 tomorrow night
- 7 comments

23:17
Sixth street, we love it
- 4 comments
20th: 09:59
Your monthly blarrgghkkk
- 9 comments

23:11
What is that? Oh, it is a vase with a tribble in it.
- 2 comments
22nd: 01:10
My country, 'tis of spam
- 3 comments

12:35
Awwwyeah OWOWHOWHWOWH HAAVVAASUUU oops dead.
- 1 comment

23:31
Please move my consciousness three inches to the left
- 12 comments
23rd: 02:00
And then, you know, something different happens
- 1 comment

12:32
I have no joke, I just like saying "Beep covered teens"
- 6 comments

13:38
Courtesy Metafilter: High School Disciplinary Notes from All Over

13:56
This reminds me of the guy who robbed the bank and rode his bike to the Snug Harbor.
- 4 comments

17:22
More Nabokov, more!
- 1 comment
24th: 12:54
(no subject)

13:06
From MetaFilter
- 3 comments
25th: 01:30
Items.
- 7 comments

02:20
I know it's prison slang, but I wonder about the origin
- 2 comments

14:36
And you shall know the truth, and the truth is ABSOLUTELY FREE!

21:55
Bob, Brandon, The Great Karaoke Bootyquake, and the Hidden Threat.
- 2 comments
26th: 00:55
Attention all nonugly water drinking indie kids
- 6 comments

14:39
Karaoke hell. (it's just a jump to the left)
- 3 comments

16:22
Ganked from memepool and pudge
- 3 comments

18:54
This is even more better than the Home Shopping Katana Guy one
- 4 comments

23:41
ur mom
- 5 comments
27th: 23:44
The world's oldest sport
- 3 comments
28th: 16:32
After my date with tragedy, I'll let Aristotle take care of me.
- 2 comments

17:39
Baba Wawa wishes the express trip to hell
- 1 comment

22:54
my anterior cingulate has a fip-fip
- 4 comments

23:01
tinylilquiz
- 2 comments
29th: 00:32
Hey everyone!
- 5 comments

23:24
Life during wartime
- 12 comments

23:59
for kniwt, their most recent arrival!
- 1 comment
30th: 17:24
hot time, summer in the suburbs
- 6 comments