substitute | June 2003

1st: 03:38
Courtesy gynocide
- 3 comments
2nd: 12:42
Spam subject line du jour
- 1 comment
3rd: 15:02
inventory
- 5 comments

15:36
For eyeteeth and stimps
- 3 comments

18:01
SURFACE. TO AIR. MISSILE.
- 2 comments

18:40
Theatre of Cruelty
- 8 comments
4th: 21:57
I should send her some type of substitute
- 14 comments

23:06
interview meme
- 8 comments
5th: 21:21
Question
- 4 comments
6th: 01:12
Look, just forget I said anything, ok?
- 28 comments

17:54
My band name of the day
- 8 comments
7th: 12:16
GOOD MORNING!!!
- 1 comment

17:43
House of Whaaaaaa
- 3 comments
9th: 00:53
(no subject)
- 1 comment

12:49
No, Cory. Just no.
- 6 comments

14:38
Traffic

17:20
20 things I'd like to say to you.
- 13 comments
11th: 01:04
bloodhound or anticipatory spasm? you decide
- 6 comments

13:16
Pass it on.

14:34
DO NOT CALL ME

14:52
List of bad foods released

16:25
Drink the water.

17:30
dumb quiz?
- 1 comment

21:57
Overheard at diedrich coffee
- 3 comments
12th: 01:01
A view into the Media Convergence Hellmouth
- 3 comments

17:43
The heart is a lonely humper
- 5 comments
13th: 01:05
Bulk Grout Launch in Progress
- 15 comments

02:40
Or maybe he's been dead since 1981
- 4 comments

17:10
Best site ever
- 3 comments
14th: 01:28
Seen on the highway
- 5 comments

13:20
Ganked from diepunyhumans.com
- 1 comment

14:38
Content Goes Here
15th: 15:07
Personally, I blame REO Speedwagon.
- 7 comments
16th: 15:03
Dept. of Adding Insult to Injury
- 5 comments

18:26
A short history of "web services"
- 4 comments
17th: 00:54
Great for office occasions, church, athletic events, anything.
- 8 comments

18:17
Email subject line du jour
- 1 comment
18th: 13:16
Do as I say, not who I do
- 1 comment

14:02
Try our smelt ice cream too
- 4 comments

20:30
HOLY
- 1 comment
19th: 02:40
Dining Out Around Town Vol I: Denny's Prime Rib
- 7 comments

23:56
since marm0t hasn't been
- 2 comments
20th: 19:50
Science geek humor [snorting noises]
- 2 comments
21st: 01:38
List of unrelated observations and beans
- 6 comments
22nd: 17:04
You killed donut!
- 2 comments

23:26
The coffee was no good either
- 2 comments
23rd: 11:50
Where was the guy in the gorilla suit?
- 1 comment

12:40
Hi Dr. Nick!
- 1 comment

18:44
I am a camera!
- 12 comments
24th: 12:45
Dear hepkitten and tony_laetrile
- 8 comments

17:49
song without words
- 4 comments
25th: 00:20
You must read through the whole thing
- 5 comments

17:55
It's like temping but without the free coffee
- 1 comment
26th: 13:40
(no subject)
- 9 comments

18:21
Dept of Better News

18:49
cat update
- 5 comments
27th: 11:48
more cat stuff
- 2 comments

12:02
Poultry News from All Over
- 1 comment

14:09
Dial this
- 5 comments

17:45
The end of every 80s film.
- 5 comments

18:43
I had a brain zap! Listen here!
- 9 comments
28th: 00:56
Thank you for not committing capital murder.
- 2 comments

14:01
Mom and dad live in bollywood
29th: 15:50
Tequila dreams
- 2 comments

16:34
Y i k e s
- 3 comments

23:23
Plus the announcers were totally insane
- 3 comments
30th: 09:32
It's german for "the bart the"
- 6 comments