[identity profile] jonpants.livejournal.com 2003-09-25 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll give you a nut like texture without the oil.

[identity profile] hensatc.livejournal.com 2003-09-25 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
GOD i hope they had government funding for that.

[identity profile] feedle.livejournal.com 2003-09-25 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Not. Nuts. No.

They can lick my nuts. I don't even like macadamia nuts, but somehow I'd feel cheated if these things were in my macadamia nut crunch cookies.

[identity profile] bruisedhips.livejournal.com 2003-09-25 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the most thoroughly creeptastic thing I've read in weeks.

[identity profile] tuliphead.livejournal.com 2003-09-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"nut extender" sounds like something you buy in the sleazy porn store on the questionable side of town, shelved near the swedish penis pumps.