No more hippo talk, damnit

[substitute]

I caused an accidental flashmob tonight. I told hensatc that I was at Starbucks via IM. An hour later there were 8 people there. Odd.

The Starbucks has everything: wireless, Muzak, car crashes out on Newport Boulevard, beautiful people, beggars asking for cigarettes, Aloysius the Artist, and lots of smog.

I had a flashmeal also: stirfried chicken with mushrooms, broccoli, and sweet/sour/spicy sauce I made. Very nice. Then I had a flashdrink: vodka in a fruit smoothie.

Now all I need is some flashsex. INSIDE VOICE, INSIDE VOICE.

I fed the flashcat also, so she is currently my best friend. Mrow, mrow, mrow. Purr, rub, cuddle.

I think the sriracha sauce from my meal is taking over my bloodstream; my arms feel hot.

Comments

[trinx.livejournal.com]

you're an amusing man, mr. flashman.

woohoo

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Thanks, dangergirl!!

That's hilarious!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

It was but for sloth that I did not head over myself!
Why was D's closed?

Re: That's hilarious!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Don't answer that.
Went back and read the original post...

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

We were all mememicesheep....or something.

As interesting as the Starbucks experience was....I think once was enough....

realitylost needs to stop breaking D's.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me this time...I swear...I mean how was I supposed to know...err...it wasn't me!