substitute: (milkman)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-09-21 03:10 pm

NO.

This is the standard of beauty? START THE REACTOR

[identity profile] foo2rama.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
she might have a great personality

[identity profile] miss-geek.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
that's awesome :)

[identity profile] bruisedhips.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
How fantastically horrifying

[identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
But Mama said I was real purty and could dance good. You don't wanna make me cry now, do ya?

[identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'd be willing to make Miss AZ cry. Hell, we could see how she dances while we POKE HER WITH STICKS.

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
EmptyV had a Miss America special on which notably featured people who didn't think the pagent is a good thing...

The best quote came from Diedrich Bader of all people, who said something to the effect of "as she walks that runway, she has to be aware that she has attained one of the most absurd goals in the history of the universe and it must take every bit of effort she has not to just catch on fire."

They showed the clip of him saying that twice, and I laughed my ass off each time they played it.

[identity profile] loose-joints.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I came here with a simple dream of killing all humans.

[identity profile] tuliphead.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TURKEYS DIED TO MAKE THAT OUTFIT?!

[identity profile] hensatc.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
i think this once again goes to prove nothing worthwhile comes out of arizona that doesnt also destroy the world in the process

Keep on burning

[identity profile] citizenx.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I started to cry when I realized I could totally picture where that "dance move" should go in the song.

[identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The official line is still that Miss America isn't a beauty contest, it's a scholarship program. This is to a certain extent true -- you can't just stand around and be cute, you have to do something, even if that something is bouncing around spastically to Creedence Clearwater Revival. And the winner does get an assload of cash, which is good. It's just that most scholarship programs don't require the applicants to strut around in a bikini. (Personally, I'd like to see that requirement become more widespread -- you know, for a Rhodes Scholarship or a Fulbright.)

Anyway, it's not necessarily the standard of beauty we're talking about here -- it's probably more accurate to say that it's the standard of accomplishment for young women, which is, when you think about it, way, way scarier.