speaking of pork..

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The pork people have problems. I sympathize, somehow. You have to sell fatty meat that many religions call impure and that doctors tell people not to eat. It's a hard sell. So far, over the years they have tried:

1) "The other white meat." This resulted in fodder for bad comedians for years.

2) "America's Cut". No one got this.

3) "Where there's Pork, there's Fire". Hello?

I wonder if some postmodern grad student types had taken over by #3. Anyway, now they've snapped completely. Allow me to present the Post 9/11 Pork Banner:



PORKRIOTISM is the LAST REFUGE of a MARKETER! YOW!!

Comments

[turnip.livejournal.com]

I loved this post so much that i'm going to go straight out tonight and buy a big pork dinner. I'm going to take the flag off my car antenna and tie the pork chop there, to let it fly in the wind.

That is so good!

[effluvia.livejournal.com]

You cannot make stuff like that up.

For the record, I love bacon.

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

I like to keep a pound of bacon in my wallet so I know for sure why dogs are sniffing my ass.

yurgh

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

"Hooray for the Red, [Pork], and Blue!" sounds like an altogether different kind of post 9/11/01 phenomenon.

I feel icky.

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

That was one HAMDINGER of a post !

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Is the pork/fire one supposed to be about barbeques or something? I'm so out of touch on the Meaty Issues of the Day.

what they should have used

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

[ Pictures of WTC terrorists ]

None of these guys ever ate any pork.

When you're against pork... you're against AMERICA