The CHURCH! They RULE!

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PITTSBURGH (AP)—
A Roman Catholic priest was charged Wednesday with involuntary manslaughter in the death of a drunken Pitt football player who fell through a church ceiling after a cookout at which the priest was accused of serving alcohol to underage drinkers.

Comments

[sachmet.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's my last name, and I was actually named after a priest.

Freaky.

[golux.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the plot of a Wes Craven movie.