doom

[substitute]

1. Brain-eating amoeba attacks in Arizona
   
   
2. The fungus! It feeds on radiation, professor!
   
   
3. New Knight Rider TV Show

Comments

[gcrumb.livejournal.com]

This is some sort of new defense against parody, isn't it? Make it so head-fuckingly parano-stupid that people's synapses die rather than transmit the input. The absurdity is so exhausting that I don't have the energy to laugh any more.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

You're with the brain-eating amoebas, aren't you?