substitute: (saddam dictator)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-07-31 02:16 am

DEAR DIGERATI

I HAVE NOT YET GOTTEN HEAD FROM ANYONE ON FRIENDSTER AND THIS IS A CONCERN. DESPITE MULTIPLE EMAILS I RECEIVE NO SATISFACTION. PLEASE RETURN YOUR WHUFFIES BY THE NEXT POST.

ALSO THE PERSON ON YAHOO! MESSENGER WHO SAYS SHE'S A SUICIDEGIRL HAS NOT YET MET ME AT THE COFFEE BEAN & TEA LEAF AND I SUSPECT SOME INTERNET TRICKERY OF UNKNOWN TYPE.

ALL IN ALL THIS WHOLE INTERNET HOBBY HAS PRODUCED A LOT OF COREDUMPS AND NOT MUCH IN THE WAY OF SWEET FLOWING BEAUTIFUL LOVE AND IT'S CLEAR THAT IT WAS OVER PROMOTED. I SUPPOSE YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET AWAY WITH THAT DON'T YOU.

SIGNED MORNING WOOD IN CALIFORNIA (PLEASE DO NOT USE MY REAL NAME WHICH IS ABDUL MCKINNON).

P.S. I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID IN THE OTHER EMAIL ABOUT YOUR CREAMY, SMOOTH THIGHS

[identity profile] autodidactic.livejournal.com 2003-07-31 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
It is dangerous to make me grin quite that hard. I need some rubber cement, now.

Much love,
A.

BUT SIR

[identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com 2003-07-31 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN MULTILEVEL TREE FROG MARKETING?

[identity profile] mendel.livejournal.com 2003-07-31 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU.

YOURS ALWAYS,
MOBUTU SESE-SEKO
ABUJA

[identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com 2003-07-31 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???? I HAVE BEEN PERFORMING DAILY SEXUAL FAVORS FOR YOU IN VARIOUS LOCATIONS (INK CARTRIDGE SECTION OF STAPLES, ETC.)!!!!! WHY DO YOU THUS SPURN MY OUTPOURING OF LOVE????