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1. I ordered this awesome health-affirming air purifier from the yuppie catalog and now I have an awesome health-afffirming stage 2 air quality alert in my house! AWESOME!
   
   
2. Wow, did we pay for this Texas Sheriff's overtuned Hummer H2 copgasm?
   
   
3. The Southern California mountains are no joke, even in May. When you're lost and slowly dying of exposure, finding a dead guy's stuff can help you survive, but it's also a sign that your problem may not be uncommon.
   
   
4. Michael Chabon writes about Legos.
   
   
5. FAQ: How to Treat the Dutch and Avoid Becoming One

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[culfinglin.livejournal.com]

6. I can´t seem to reason with any of the Hollanders, why is that?

man, has that ever proved itself true! :) all the hollanders i have known suffer from the affliction of always being right. sigh.

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

Nothing says your busted like spinner rims.

[oohahh.livejournal.com]

Consumer Reports did an article on air purifiers last year. The Sharper Image one is teh hated: http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/appliances/air-cleaners-1005/ratings/ratings-room-models.htm

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Are we sure Abigail didn't write that Dutch thing? :-)