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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-06-18 08:30 pm

HOLY

TO PARAPHRASE THAT ONE JERKCITY ABOUT MERVYNS

DEAR MOTHERS MARKET COSTA MESA

YOU ARE PLAYING THE WORST EVER SOFT AND MELLOW HITS OF THE 1970S ON THE PA SYSTEM AND NOT SELLING ALCOHOL BY THE GLASS OR OTHERWISE YOU PATHETIC WEASELS ITS ONE OR THE OTHER!!!!

THERE AINT NO GOOD GUY THERE AINT NO BAD GUY THERE'S JUST YOU AND ME AND A DOG NAMED BOO AND I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH OH GOD THE BURNING
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[identity profile] jonpants.livejournal.com 2003-06-18 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Mothers Market In Costa Mesa:

Your store smells funny and the rootbeer is clear. Please stop.

Love,
Jon