Overheard at diedrich coffee

[substitute]

YEAH SO MARIO PASSED HIS BAR EXAM AND HE IS RENTING OUT SOME HUGE CHARTER BOAT WITH LIKE 200 PEOPLE AND ANYONE WHO STILL DRINKS OR DOES TOOTS IS GONNA BE THERE. I AM SO PROMOTING IT, LIKE MY WHOLE ROLODEX.
---
ignatz

Comments

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

Good stuff

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

This actually sounds a lot like the conversation of the inane rich people in Harriet the Spy.

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

I AM SO PROMOTING IT, LIKE MY WHOLE ROLODEX.

Stealing this, using it, kthx.