inventory

[substitute]

Weight lost so far: 5 lbs
Number of outright rejections from online personals: 1
Number of times the same coworker has attempted blame transfer to me this week: 3
Number of times I've told the cat to shut up so far this week: ~18
Number of hours so far today I have felt hungry: 15
Sleep last night, in hours: 4
Amount of money I have spent on miscellaneous amateur radio equipment this week: $150

Comments

The OTHER kind of ham!

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

5lbs! 5lbs! RAH RAH RAH.

[predicate.livejournal.com]

smashing!

your rejection count is lower than mine. I am impressed!

I suggest teriyaki sauce for the coworker. it resolves multiple problems, simultaneously.

Woo!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Weight lost so far: 2 lbs
Miles biked: 45
Sit-ups: not enough
Number of carrots devoured: too many
Number of cakes not eaten: a lot
Amount of sleep had lately: too much
Urge to slay: rising
Urge to sleep: overwhelming slaying urges

MUFFIN MAN, MUFFIN MAN

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was fast. Pat yourself on the back, sir.

I have statistics too

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Happy Indian Robots on conference call this morning: 1
Takes necessary to record vocals last night: 1
Takes necessary to record bass line last night: uhh … I'll get it down later
Times Lilith has vomited right under the very middle of my bed this week: 2
Times I have suggested to my coworker that we accidentally break each other's hands: 1
Super-cool Ignatz-type people in my life: 1