Okay, this one has potential.

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Ganked from vanmojo, the first "LJ tagmeme" thing I've seen in ages that looks fun:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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Memories, like the corners of my miiind

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You were coming out of ESL class as I was turning the corner to go to seventh grade math class. We almost ran into eachother, and were startled. You, being a simple country girl straight from rural South Korea, couldn't remember how to "excuse me" in English; and I, inexplicably, tried to think of how to say "excuse me" in Korean, but was equally stumped. So we were both sort of at a loss for words until I simply and absurdly said "huh-unh" and moved on.

I often wondered if you assumed that "huh-unh" meant something, like some forgotten completion of the set of better-known English interjections "hunh!", "unh-hunh!", and "nuh-unh!".

Re: Memories, like the corners of my miiind

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I always fuck up the politeness level of "huh-unh".