Okay, this one has potential.

[substitute]

Ganked from vanmojo, the first "LJ tagmeme" thing I've seen in ages that looks fun:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[switchstatement.livejournal.com]

oh, i hope that wasn't taken the wrong way. i think substitue gets me enough to, uh, tolerate my humor?

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

Just spinning with it. Remember that time we misunderstood each other and end up being best friends with matching tattoos?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

How do tattoos work on mummies, anyway?

The afterlife is permo

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

Forget about removal.