Okay, this one has potential.

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Ganked from vanmojo, the first "LJ tagmeme" thing I've seen in ages that looks fun:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

Dude, remember in 7th grade that day we ditched school after 3rd period and hung out at the 7-11 on ventura blvd. like the the day, just smoking and drinking cherry slushes, and then that truant officer came by and asked us what we were doing, so we like told him we were checkin out the hot babage action, and he was so totally down with it so he started bumming our smokes and I was all, dude, you like have a job and shit and you are taking our smokes? And he was all, dude, give me smoke or I will bust your asses back to school, so we gave him smokes, but you flat out would not let him drink any of your cherry slushy, so he said he was going to bust us anyway, but then you showed him that gnarly watch you had and school was out, so he could not do anything to us, and he was all bummed out. good stuff man. We should do it again sometime. You know, like hang out at the 7-11. live out the glory days. dude.

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mmm.. Hot Babbage.

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

sadly, I think I actually talked like that when I was 12.