dept of black humor and perspective

[substitute]

IT COULD SERIOUSLY BE WORSE (AP story, headline du jour)

Comments

[ranai.livejournal.com]

Alternately, he could have pissed the bed then set fire to his apartment.

[hweimei.livejournal.com]

Funny...that one was neck and neck with the two-train tard for Aardvark Headline of the Day.

(That'd be me being uncharitable and insensitive, by the way.)

[ranai.livejournal.com]

I want to work for AP, writing their headlines. Clearly you have days where they just write themselves.