It's a TOOL for corporate TEAM BUILDING in HELL

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http://www.conferencebike.com/

Hey look everyone, it's a big bike that holds seven upper-middle-class white collar workers in Office Casual clothing! It's perfect for those painful rituals in which people are forced to be jolly and play along until their spirits are broken and they'll say anything to be cut loose for a box lunch!

It's so great working here at PleaseShootMeInTheFaceCO!

Found serendipitously on old memepool entry. "Thanks", nrrd.

Comments

[hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com]

When we were in NYC we saw this thing a couple times. It looked very very dangerous! In Times Square at night!? I was really hoping we'd see one of them wipe out.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've seen them around occasionally. Yes, they are frightening. On the other hand, the fact that I see them with less frequency than stretch Hummers is somehow comforting.