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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-11-08 12:10 am
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The Shins will change your oil.

  1. Cool optical phenomena can be found by looking up into the sky. Fascinating pictures and descriptions.

  2. Awww! squirrel raised by cats dogs! AWW!

  3. It's the 25th anniversary of Steve McQueen's death, and Ursi is celebrating him with some good links. He was so cool.

  4. I made a surrealist painting, and so can you with this museum-based generator.

  5. The trendy hookah pipe is even worse for your teeth than cigarettes.

  6. I am, sad to say, a ROCK SNOB.

  7. I do not want Macromedia Flash in my car. I do not like it, Sam I Am.

  8. Marvel Origins of Supersneezers? I see trouble ahead.

  9. SEA MONSTERS ARE ACTUALLY JUST WHALE PENISES!!! [punchline]

[identity profile] love-oil.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
i need number 8.

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I had to check just to make sure you weren't after a whale penis, or perhaps Steve McQueen, or perhaps Steve McQueen with a whale penis.

Which is raised by squirrels

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Steve, or the penis?

Re: Which is raised by squirrels

[identity profile] fimmtiu.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Steve's monstrously curved whale-like penis.

Re: Which is raised by squirrels

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
While AC/DC, backed by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorale, plays a slow, grinding, shrieking, painfully loud version of "Pop Goes The Weasel"

[identity profile] screed.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck!

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[identity profile] lil-om.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
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