there wasn't no body and there wasn't no blood

[substitute]

1. Whoa, 1000 year old ceramics rescued from shipwreck!
   
   
2. Daliesque melting sofa will fit in any scheme of décor. Trust me.
   
   
3. Celebrities do like their personally branded fragrances, but some of them should choose something other than their last names. Why not "Alan", fer chrissakes?
   
   
4. Lesbian stalker loses vampire love battle. I said, LESBIAN STALKER LOSES VAMPIRE LOVE BATTLE! The headlines in my town are more like "Area market showcases broccoli".
   
   
5. Merlin Mann has collected all those great textads you get that urge you to get get bargains on bowel disease or neofascism, ,etc in a flickr set.
   
   
6. Here is a neat website about the Northern Lights (aurora borealis).
   
   
7. Okay, old meme, but PANTERA POPE!. (audio on page)

Comments

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

The Dali couch is great, but the CUMMING! OH, THE CUMMING!
"Manly, Moist and Malleable! What could be BETTER? Click here to find out!"
"Team Cumming"
"Cumming - The Fragrence"

Comedy fucking GOLD.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I think he did it just to crack up talk show hosts. From what I've seen, it works.

Also, CAN'T SLEEP COUCH'LL EAT ME.

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad his name isn't Alan Rimming.

blaergahg

[substitute.livejournal.com]

That's Alan "Patchouli" Rimming.

pshh 1,000 year old anything!

[namja.livejournal.com]

PFF everyone knows the earth is only 5 years old. God made it right after he made George Bush Jr. president.

DUBBYA YEAR ZERO

[substitute.livejournal.com]

So we're living in A.W. 5, here. I see!

Re: DUBBYA YEAR ZERO

[namja.livejournal.com]

Yeah, "History" is just a theory. I mean a watermelon and a person are both water, that doesn't mean something something,

[mendel.livejournal.com]

The great part about that Flickr eBay ad photoset is that for at least a few, the Flickr post itself gets the same weird ad. That in turn makes the other ads even weirder: I can see the ad on Flickr offering me eBay abattoirs on the Abattoir page, but offering me strawberry perfume on the Fascist page?

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

Cumming once said on SNL that he was going to write his autobiography, to be called "cumming on cumming." He loves to make jokes about his name.