They sell this as a Teen Wolf shirt, but I vividly remember a college classmate who was blessed with very large and beautiful breasts who wore this, and that was before that movie came out. She certainly enjoyed the triple-takes she got on Bruin Walk this way.

http://founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/dicknose.html

Oh, I still have an extra Romp Star babydoll shirt for whichever one of you LADIES would APPRECIATE it.