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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-05-13 01:06 am

aphthous stomatitis

Please saw my head off. After two weeks, the numerous mouth ulcers have not gone away and the pain is radiating up into my ear and skull and down into my throat, making me feel like I simultaneously have an ear infection, bronchitis, and The Devil's Own Canker Sores. Plus postnasal drip, constant need to spit, and other sexy side effects.

This is the worst one in years, and I get these a lot. Seriously I'd pay big bucks for an opiate painkiller, or even better a cure. How can something this unlikely to kill me make me feel this shitty?

BODIES. ARE. OVERRATED.

This is not a joke or a trick to get you to hurt yourself.

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2005-05-13 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
I swear this works for me and everyone I know.

Dip a Q-Tip in some hydrogen peroxide and hold it against your mouth aids. It will hurt like hell at first, but then it will stop hurting and if you do this every time they hurt they'll go away quickly.

Re: This is not a joke or a trick to get you to hurt yourself.

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2005-05-13 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
YEP.