substitute: (heavens gate)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-03-29 03:33 pm

I for one welcome our persistently vegetative, infallible zombie Pope

VATICAN CITY (AP)— Pope John Paul II may have to return to the hospital to have a feeding tube inserted, an Italian news agency reported today. It stressed that no decision had been made.

The AP.com news agency, citing an unidentified source, said the 84-year-old pope might have to have the tube inserted to improve his nutrition since he is having difficulty swallowing with the breathing tube that was inserted Feb. 24.

APcom said the idea of inserting a feeding tube was a hypothesis that was being considered. The procedure involves inserting a tube into the stomach to allow for artificial feeding.

Earlier today, the Italian daily Corriere della Sera reported that the pope's doctors were considering a new hospitalization next week both to perform tests on the breathing tube and to adjust his diet because of problems swallowing.

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-03-29 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea. I know popes have resigned before, but I don't think they've forcibly retired any since they used to have wars about it. Worth further reading to find out, it's interesting.

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-03-30 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Damn.. there was a Pope Lando!