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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-03-28 12:15 pm

Once again life imitates Simpsons

"We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger."

[identity profile] chaptal.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
47 grams of heart stopping fat. over 700 calories.

can't wait to have two.

[identity profile] srl.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
When I'm pedaling across the country this summer, burning 300 calories an hour for 6-10 hours a day, I'll let you know how those are. Until then, there's just no need.

[identity profile] king-tirian.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
No hash browns, no ranch dressing. It's like they've stopped caring about what the customer would want in a breakfast sandwich.

[identity profile] sixteen-shells.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess this will be replacing my morning block of Farmer John lard from now on.

[identity profile] kineticfactory.livejournal.com 2005-03-29 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
New! With improved stopping power!

[identity profile] marm0t.livejournal.com 2005-03-29 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
The best thing about that is how they call it a "breakfast sandwich" and not "attempted suicide."

Did you follow the link to the Hardee's Monster Thickburger (http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/15/news/funny/hardees/)? Holee crap.