Wow, that was absolutely everything wrong with our society in one big clusterfuck. Discipline is bad, sloppy thinking is a sign of enlightenment, everything happens for A Reason, "spirituality" and science are interchangeable, et cetera, et cetera. You can't beat this country for a shameless bald-faced sense of entitlement, or for convoluted attempts to come up with a God who just makes puppies and rainbows and would never let anything bad happen to us.

DEAR AMERICA ALMOST NOTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, DISCIPLINE PROBLEMS ARE NOT A SIGN OF SUPERIORITY, AND JUST BECAUSE YOUR KID CAN DRAW DOESN'T MEAN GOD LIKES YOU BEST. DON'T EXPECT ME TO MOP UP THE BLOOD WHEN OCCAM'S FUCKING RAZOR SLICES YOU IN HALF. LOVE, TEETH