substitute: (me by hils)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-01-01 09:35 am

mother shitter! son of ass!

Hello. I am currently at work watching the COPS New Year's Marathon, brought to you by Smallpox an FX Channel Event.

I am at work because of a manager's "comfort level". "Comfort level" is modern business language for "I do not care about the actual situation or a rational response to it, but I wish to exert my authority and show that you are the less powerful primate."

I am here because of the college football bowl games but I am not watching them. The only thing I like about college football is the 30 seconds of footage of cute cheerleaders, and I like that about 2 on a 10 scale.

Oh! And I like the part where some wretched shithole of a college like Miami of Ohio or Auburn shows their mini documentary on how actual academic programs exist there in which students wear glasses and are perhaps Asian.

aha!

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-01-02 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I screwed up my "X of Y" schools. I think I meant "Indiana University of Pennsylvania". I knew it was named for the wrong place, so to speak. Sorry 'bout that.

Re: aha!

[identity profile] tuliphead.livejournal.com 2005-01-02 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
it's ok, i'm tnot like totally offended or anything - i didn't manage to graduate from there. the school is named for the Miami Indians in that region, but it's pretty confusing. anyway, no harm done. :)