Get a large, smelly, psychopathic hacker on your answering machine!

[substitute]

RMS welcomes callers for those who recruit.

YOU WILL BE FREEEEE HACKERRRSSSSSS.. YOU WILL BE FREEEEE.....

( http://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.html )

( http://www.jwz.org/hacks/why-cooperation-with-rms-is-impossible.mp3 )