And now, Chip the Black Boy will read from the Book of Enoch.

Mr. David Nkrumah Liebe Hart of the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show has a web site. It needs improvement. Someone should give him big help for free. Hey odradak, you're the GUY!

I wish I had TV that got this show. Hart is the Emperor Norton of religious TV.

I even fell for that stupid love song.

Since we already have both the original and the Ted Leo cover floating around the net, I thought I'd bring you the Kidz Bop version of "Since U Been Gone", ripped from the video. It's missing the tremendous impact of a 10 year old girl rocking out backed by people in fursuits, but it's still pretty kidz boppin'.

http://www.masculinehygiene.com/d/m/since_u_been_gone.mp3 (4.4M)

teaching is a kind of immortality

Michael Chabon writes an account of the writing of his first novel for the New York Review of Books, and mentions my dad again. Thanks, Michael!

Here are some drinks for xtreme_pr0k to make.

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/05/summer_drink_sp.html

Example:

Gangsta Milk
1 Tblsp of 2% milk
1/2 cup of Mad Dog
a little vodka
and the foam from a shook up 22oz of Olde E

SCIENCE!

How cool, new Scientist Stamps!

I think the Return to Daleville is really getting to wearescott

wearescott: i just took a 3 hour nap so tonight i can watch The Knife Show from 1-5
substitute: ODELL IT GOT ME PRETTY BAD
wearescott: WE MIGHT HAVE TO PERFORM SOME LIFE SAVING EMERGENCY SURGERY RIGHT HERE FOLKS
substitute: the Claws of Tomzilla, Spring "Turnups", and the T-n-T Smackdown all available today
wearescott: FORTEETHREEE TOTAL INCHES OF RAYYYYYZOR SHARP STEEL IN THE TOTAL OVERALL LENGTH DIMENSION!!!! OF COURSE EVVVVRTHING COMES WITH A LEATHER SHEEATH!
substitute: http://www.cutlerycorner.net/images/products/CCN-1059.jpg YEAH!!!!


Ahh, the Knife Guy Show.

l'homme qui brûle

The city of Nantes, France puts on one hell of an art parade. Via jwz