How can it taste like granules? Those don't have a taste

I had forgotten about this Nutshell book from O'Reilly and when I saw it I laughed really hard and water went into my nose.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburger are a dangerous mix.

Australian for Maniac Cop III

A particularly Bad Lieutenant from Queensland, courtesy acb.

If I shave off all my pubic hair, can I be a Police Informant too?

Mickey for the Straight Guy

Annual pass to disneyland: $200
Tank of gas: $20
Two ice cream cones: $4

Straight Tom Cruise-looking pbd and his straight hunky friend Eric for five hours at Disneyland on Gay Day: PRICELESS.

I wish I had been a fly on the wall, just to watch all the "bears" in their bright red Gay Day shirts ogling them. Still laughing about this one.

Crazy murderous misogynist guy update

The unpleasant nut I used to work with on AOL years ago is having his trial.

http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?aid=/20031009/apn/310091033/

Bonus points for "gasoline-filled condoms" and using AOL Guide status as a reason for having information about bombs.

Edit: GUILTY!