substitute | May 2003

1st: 15:39
Maypoles a'plenty?
- 3 comments

23:44
"Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today.
- 5 comments
2nd: 01:40
I wonder if Cafepress
- 1 comment

15:06
stuck record
- 8 comments

15:43
I was so baked, I thought I was Kate Moss
- 7 comments

15:58
someone remind me
- 29 comments
3rd: 02:00
The worst thing in 1954 was a bikini
- 7 comments
4th: 23:54
insert subject here
- 6 comments
5th: 19:27
whited sepulchers
- 2 comments

22:45
I ordered ADSL but this is clearly POO
- 3 comments
6th: 01:21
Adventures aren't fun when they're happening
- 4 comments

02:01
This is fimmtiu's fault. Really.
- 1 comment
7th: 15:51
quack
- 6 comments

18:23
mea culpa quacka
- 3 comments
8th: 21:42
down to lexington 125
- 9 comments
9th: 17:02
Everybody is trying to get to the bar
- 3 comments

19:07
Because movies fix things!
- 6 comments
10th: 00:17
What we look like now
- 3 comments
12th: 17:54
Timecube bust a cap in yo ass
- 1 comment
13th: 18:20
Elvis Mitchell cannot write and must be burned
- 17 comments

22:29
Danger!
- 2 comments
14th: 01:36
SIGN MY GUESTBOOK
- 8 comments
15th: 16:04
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la Guerre.
- 1 comment
16th: 02:06
at home he's a tourist
- 8 comments
17th: 14:25
Did you leave room for dessert?
- 1 comment

14:43
Ass Rocket du jour
- 2 comments
18th: 15:06
Not exactly Xanadu
- 3 comments
20th: 00:43
Pie on the Mountain
- 2 comments

02:53
Good morning.
- 9 comments
21st: 01:20
GRILFRIEND IS BETTER

11:23
Hony soit qui mal y bwahaha
- 3 comments

16:14
We have so much in common.
- 7 comments
22nd: 12:13
Memorial Day
- 5 comments

18:04
Memorial Day is on
- 5 comments

18:12
It's your window to weight gain!
- 32 comments

22:32
The Sports Book of Virtues
- 1 comment
23rd: 01:09
1000 Years of Popular Music
- 1 comment

12:00
Headline of the Week
- 2 comments

23:15
I hate to think what may be going on in the pachisi leagues
24th: 01:41
PAN
- 10 comments

19:58
I am a consumer whore.
- 7 comments
25th: 13:56
I want my hippo NOW
- 12 comments

16:39
new word!
26th: 23:11
hail suburbia
- 7 comments
27th: 01:58
I got some of the juice down my throat

13:17
LJ Performance Update
- 2 comments
28th: 02:59
GOOD MORNING
- 2 comments

10:55
NO.
- 8 comments

11:47
The Real OC
- 6 comments
29th: 15:22
He hated this crap anyway
- 3 comments

16:17
stimps was right
- 2 comments
30th: 10:58
You know how to whistle, don't you?
- 4 comments

13:27
TOO HIP
- 5 comments

14:33
Game over

16:11
You got the wrong number. This is 91...2
- 6 comments

16:23
Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen
- 6 comments

17:22
I am a boring cat guy.
- 5 comments

17:33
Oh and by the way I'm totally screwed
- 10 comments
31st: 02:40
The Dr. Bronner and Alex Chiu of Sex
- 3 comments

12:23
That nice Mr. McGoering called
- 4 comments

17:23
Seen just now at D's
- 1 comment