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For no-breathe funny replies like this one to my poke at Chronic Cantina guy. Oh man. Quoted below in full, context more apparent at the post itself:

It's only obvious that you are just one of many, MANY forgettable girls who have been quickly turned on and turned out by my friend Mr. Scheinberg here...which im sure was quickly followed by a "What was your name?" type of moment! LOL Ahh...So many broken hearts...So little time to care.

Oh, but what do I know? Well as someone who got down and did The Butt Naked Booty Scoot with him as well as help him run one of his first companies while he finished law school at Chapman 7 years ago...I think I'm a little more than qualified. Did I mention he is hands down my favorite boss and manager to date? (And I mean from a professional position not a sexual one...although that too was quite impressive!) *
:)

I'm definitely qualified enough to tell you that if you are so ignorant and immature as to not respect the fact that Keith Scheinberg is one of the youngest and most successful MEN in Orange County -not to mention extremely good looking & good in bed- then I would suggest doing us all a favor and keep your lips and legs the same way - closed!

Peace! (Shout out to MAX- love ya!)

Keepin' my lips and my legs wiiiide open here, babe. Say hi to Marie Antoinette for me! It's all good.

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I just sat through NICKLEBACK on his profile, because I hadn't clicked on it before but decided to go for it!!! this time and this is who he wants to meet:

"Who I'd like to meet:
Spontaneous/ intellectual who enjoys going out and having loads of fun VIP style. I like girls that are sexy, funny, charming and open-minded and like new experiences and opportunities -------- I like to pick up and go places ie. the Greek Isles for a weekend etc, be prepared if I call you and tell you to pack your suitcase and I will pick you up in 20 min."

T SUBSTITUTE I THINK YOU REALLY ARE FEELING REJECTED BY THIS GUY YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T INTELLECTUAL ENOUGH FOR HIM

jesus I mean did you SEE how intellectual that girl's tits were!!! I mean MAN!!!

your bags weren't packed in 20 mins I guess it's just us guys goin 2 places ie the Greek Isles

too bad you'll miss out on all our Greek style!

We learned from Ken that "open-minded" means girls who like it in the arse. I guess that makes the whole Butt Naked Booty Scoot thing make more sense.

This is why I blog.

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