I have a '94 Mazda Miata with about 365,000 miles on it. I don't drive it anymore except to keep it from being ticketed on street sweeping days, and I don't plan to replace it. (The primary family car is a recently made Mazda6, gets 30+ MPG, I don't know. We only need one car now that I ride the bus to work every day.)

All that said, do you know where I can have my old car artfully crushed down into a cube as a coffee table? Hopefully, some of that steel will be recycled, because I'd really rather not try to lift 1800 lbm of repurposed Mazda Miata into my living room.