substitute: (oldman bad computer)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2006-08-16 08:43 pm
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dell.

I'm getting a dualcore pentium desktop box from them. Nice fast processor, 2 gig of ram, lotta disk. About a grand and no interest on the loan. It's a good deal, especially since I'm replacing a nine year old computer with one that's likely to be overpowered for my needs as a headless linux box for the next nine years. No monitor, no speakers, no "productivity software" or anything like that.

The things you can't opt out of are funny. Everything is a part number, even if it's just a marketing bullet point, probably because their computer system was set up to demand that, so my order included the following

Order GroupQuantityItemDescription
1 1 420-5769 Internet Search and Portal
1 1 420-3224 Broadband Icon for Inspiron
1 1 983-2207 Thank You for buying Dell

[identity profile] dr-strych9.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
The "Thank You for buying Dellâ„¢" item is probably the follow-up cold-call to your house while you're eating dinner to ask you how you like your new Dell computer. "Dude! You're getting spammed!"

[identity profile] switchstatement.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
you only got one "Broadband Icon?" dude that computer suxx.

if i ever want a 19" monitor, i think i'm going to buy whatever desktop dell has on sale. because it's like, "buy this $200 monitor and get a computer for $30."

Sounds cool!

[identity profile] kiki949.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Getting a new computer? Cool! I have been using a 2 years old Dell notebook computer myself. I am a kind of computer retard but so far being able to use this one... however, I just found out that my computer battery had been recalled for fire hazard! Yikes!

[identity profile] mendel.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Danger!

The only advantage of the standard Dell monitor being 19" is that you can put it four feet away from you and still make out the giant pixels.

[identity profile] besskeloid.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I was hoping that link led to a jaypeg of that Dell loptap catching fire.

[identity profile] mendel.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's even better, it's me, complaining!

[identity profile] screed.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything I get from Visa is printed on paper with courtesy check blanks at the bottom.