Craigslist personals

[substitute]

They are all in one or more of the following categories:

• I want someone of a certain race; I am of a certain race.
  
  
• I wish to smoke marijuana with someone and also have sex.
  
  
• I wish to have sex with someone who is wealthy and will compensate me with an enjoyable lifestyle, or, I am that wealthy person and I am prepared to provide this.
  
  
• I am fat or I wish to have sex with someone who is fat.
  
  
• I am extremely bitter about sex and dating, and here are the many, many types of people and situations I refuse to consider. In most ways I dislike other people.There is nothing else I have to say for or about myself.
  
  
• I am a prostitute.

Comments

[substitute.livejournal.com]

No no no, not suicide. Homicide.