FATWA

[substitute]

It is time for people to stop flashing "gang signs" in their photos. This is because:

1. None of y'all's gangstas.
2. It's really dated, you know. Really, really dated.
3. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
   
   Penalty: missile up ass.

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[stimps.livejournal.com]

Extra demerits for anyone over 40, white, and wearing a hawaiian shirt. MY HOMIES AND I LOVE HEADING DOWN TO THE ART FILM ARCADE.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

In 1986 when I worked for a large scary man who resembled John Candy's mustachioed fatty on SCTV, he had a habit of wandering around the office babbling "WE BE BAD!" That was the equivalent at the time of the bro-spiked asshole who now says "Word!" in staff meetings.