This was the Zagat review of a restaurant I went to recently. Appalling


Bistango Review
Whether seated in the "lovely dining" room or "in the Atrium" courtyard space, "you can't go wrong" at this "upscale" Irvine New American that's "still popular" with the "business crowd" thanks to its "diverse menu" of "ambitious", "reliable" cooking and its "chic, friendly environment"; "great live music" and "beautiful artwork hanging throughout" also make it an "impressive place to dine with a date" or "out-of-town guests."

I swear. I didn't alter it at all.