new favorite joke

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of wounds." The bartender does not know how he said it or why. —Michael O'Donoghue

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Re: A peanut sat on a railroad track

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

and I learned it as, "A peanut sat on the railroad track, his heart was all a flutter. Around the bend came number nine...toot toot peanut butter."