I'm recalling a time at the Key Club (of course, it wasn't the Key Club then, just good ol' Gazzari's) when we were seeing The Rain Parade opening for The Three O'Clock - 'member? I was ordering us double shots of Rumplemintz from that really cute brunette waitress, and you wouldn't drink them, and so I would drink them both & make a really big deal about doing it, too? And how you ended up running into some of your friends and then ditching me at Ben Frank's? And then I ran into that waitress after she was off work, and she took me to her apartment and I passed out in her bathroom?

I hope you had a real good time with your friends. I got fired from my job at Tower for showing up 3 hours late & smelling like Rumplemintz barf.