the bitter asswipe rides again

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1. Hey look everybody there's a DEAD ABORTED FETUS IN THE SKY AAA AAA AAAAIIIIIIGGGH. Man, it's bad enough when they bring those pictures down to the beach and freak out the children.
   
   
2. Yeah, so, the space shuttle broke again. And stuff.
   
   
3. I'm sure brianenigma will welcome this opportunity to actually wear the sea monkeys around his neck instead of just watching them slowly die in a tank.
   
   
4. Our oppressive goons are also comic opera idiots.
   
   
5. ohnotheydidnt presents a combo of Michael Jackson probably wouldn't like emacs either and dude you shouldn't be apologizing to Jennifer.