Can a man have a heart attack induced by osmosis? I think that PICTURE is dangerous. Man, I've never felt well after eating a fastfoodbreakfastsandwich and that thing looks like my body's worst nightmare.
I'm going to go drink a gallon of water and a bottle Pepto now...
The Voice: It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood. Frylock: See, told ya. Shake: I tasted mustard. The Voice: Yeah... Dijon mustard.
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I'm going to go drink a gallon of water and a bottle Pepto now...
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The Voice: It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
Frylock: See, told ya.
Shake: I tasted mustard.
The Voice: Yeah... Dijon mustard.
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i am so glad you posted this. thank you.
p.s. is it wrong of me to imagine Isaac Hayes as "The Voice?"