substitute | The quality of mercy is not punk'd

Wow, these people slowed light down to 245 meters per second. (PhysOrg)
Lithium batteries that last 12 years may be pricy, but when the device is inside your skull who wants to keep popping it open? (PhysOrg)
A French schizophrenic carved sad, fearful rants into his floor. The 24x9 foot oak object is now being exhibited at the National Library (sample here and wider view here), and some people are pretty upset about it. For aficionados of French schizophrenia the entire text is here.
The Slacktivist wishes us a good St. Francis of Assissi Feast Day.
Various maniacs have attempted to create a vocabular for describing interpersonal relationships.
And to top it all off, have some extremely unfortunate books and records (Flickr photoset).