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Approved by the League of Women Honkers, the Tofu Hut Corporation, and Yoyodyne LLC, here is the only guide you'll need to California's propositions. Courtesy [livejournal.com profile] kafkateer I present: Election FEVER!
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From youtube because 236.com's embedding blows.
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Favorite quote from the ad is a testimonial:

I DIG THE LUBE TUBE VIDEO LOUNGE WITH INTEGRATED CIRCLE JERK VIDCHAT
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Gatsby 2.0

Oct. 10th, 2008 05:04 pm
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From today's Wall Street Journal:
"The margin calls hit some chief executives who had borrowed to buy company stock. These included Chesapeake Energy Corp. Chief Executive Aubrey K. McClendon, who was forced to sell nearly his entire stake in the company, which he had accumulated in recent years, including a $43 million purchase in July. "These involuntary and unexpected sales were precipitated by the extraordinary circumstances of the world-wide financial crisis," Mr. McClendon said in a statement. "In no way do these sales reflect my view of the company's financial position or my view of Chesapeake's future performance potential.""
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ignatz: the Black Gate slowly creaks open to reveal: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/
ignatz: "hipster runoff" is the stuff they tell you not to put in the drains, because of the wildlife
zebulon_y: yes
zebulon_y: it makes local fauna boring and longwinded and stupid
ignatz: and they ask their parents for money and their parents are just fish and it's all bad
zebulon_y: so they go get a fintoo
zebulon_y: some piercings
zebulon_y: and then are eaten by a predator attracted to the sparkle
zebulon_y: that's actually the strategy of one of those crazy brain-controlling parasites
zebulon_y: larval stage in fish, releases brane chemicals that makes the fish swim upside down and crazy
zebulon_y: white bellies attract birds who eat them and parasite matures and spawns in bird
ignatz: That would explain a lot of indie rock
zebulon_y: so anyway if we could just tune that parasite to hipsters, yeah
ignatz: poseurplasmosis hottopicii
zebulon_y: more specifically the blogosphere
ignatz: Nothing sadder than a grouper with Guyliner
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Area man totally loses his shit and tries to destroy a donut shop containing those who rejected him.

He's now in some serious trouble, but fortunately no one else was badly injured.

Because everyone is on myspace searchable by real name, we quickly arrive at http://www.myspace.com/bigmysterio and learn his personal life philosophy type quote phrase which is: GOTTA CROTCH 'EM ALL!!!
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Via Rubi

exactacatamente
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I moved my graduation date back to 1978

My graduation year is actually 1983, but this '78 pic is more representative.
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THE SENATOR THEN DIED
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whrr

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/06/who-wants-to-be.html

Lamperd Less Lethal's T3 features an electric vehicle equipped with a pneumatic weapon that can be used for crowd control, reports the Sarnia Observer.

WHRRRRR WHRRRR

As [livejournal.com profile] mendel pointed out, running behind the scooter seems an effective enough defense, and provides comedy gold as a bonus.

boom

Jun. 27th, 2008 04:25 pm
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THE FRIENDLIEST PLACE ON EARTH
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This Is Just To Say

I have taken
the Jews
Communists
and trade unionists
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

And Niemöller
you are
next


by metafilter user sixswitch in this thread
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According to the Orange County Registrar of Voters, my polling place for today's election is:

Microsoft VBScript compilation  error '800a0411'

Name redefined

/vote/pollfind/verify.asp, line 255

dim con
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For no-breathe funny replies like this one to my poke at Chronic Cantina guy. Oh man. Quoted below in full, context more apparent at the post itself:

It's only obvious that you are just one of many, MANY forgettable girls who have been quickly turned on and turned out by my friend Mr. Scheinberg here...which im sure was quickly followed by a "What was your name?" type of moment! LOL Ahh...So many broken hearts...So little time to care.

Oh, but what do I know? Well as someone who got down and did The Butt Naked Booty Scoot with him as well as help him run one of his first companies while he finished law school at Chapman 7 years ago...I think I'm a little more than qualified. Did I mention he is hands down my favorite boss and manager to date? (And I mean from a professional position not a sexual one...although that too was quite impressive!) *
:)

I'm definitely qualified enough to tell you that if you are so ignorant and immature as to not respect the fact that Keith Scheinberg is one of the youngest and most successful MEN in Orange County -not to mention extremely good looking & good in bed- then I would suggest doing us all a favor and keep your lips and legs the same way - closed!

Peace! (Shout out to MAX- love ya!)


Keepin' my lips and my legs wiiiide open here, babe. Say hi to Marie Antoinette for me! It's all good.

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